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mamuzzy ([personal profile] mamuzzy) wrote2025-08-17 05:30 pm
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Piss off

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I searched for pooping and pissing quotes in the books to prove something. This is my finding so far. You are very much welcome. 

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Darman reached into his belt and pulled out a dry ration cube. “Try this.”
She sniffed it and bit into it. The expression of vague disbelief on her face changed slowly into one of revulsion. “It’s appalling. There’s nothing in it.”
“It’s the perfect nutritional profile for our requirements. It has no smell, so the enemy can’t detect it, and no fiber, so we excrete minimal waste products that would enable us to be tracked, and—”
“I get the idea. Is that how they treat you? Like farm animals?”
“We don’t go hungry."
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They were on self-recycled water now. Darman fantasized about fresh cold water from a faucet, and however much the procurement techies insisted that the filter system guaranteed that the recovered water—“personal” water, they called it—was as pure as a Naboo spring, he still didn’t like the idea that he’d drunk it and excreted it several times before. It was unsettlingly warm in his mouth as he sucked the tube from the reservoir inside his armor.

Still, it beat drinking someone else’s.
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