[RepComm] Darman hates birds

[mamuzzy]

Darman swore a revenge against every existing bird in the galaxy after the Qiilura mission. He sees a bird on a restaurant menu and he is like: I will destroy you. 

He sees a bird in a street and he is like: 

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[Dar aggressively eats the bird dish]

 

Niner: You know it was already dead, right? 

 

Darman: I make it more dead. I make it disappear. Nobody will remember it. Not even its partner. Its children. Its flock will forget about its existence like it was never even born. Not even the chef who made it. 

 

Fi: Whoa-whoa-whoa, chill, edgelord!  

 

A'den: Actually, by eating it, you are going to have to digest it. And by digesting it, eventually you have to excrete it. The bird will return into the nature  and will fertilize the soil, making new life born from it. Worms will feed from the soil. Bird will feed their chicks with the worms. The chicks grow up, and they will flew into another ship engine once again. This cycle of violence will only end, if you die, Darman. 

 

Darman: Not if I take a shit in outer space.  

 

Fi: Great, at least when I see a turd flying by the viewport, I can pretend it's just birds.

 

Atin: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU??? 

 

A'den: Can you hold it back until we go outer space, Dar'ika? Hmmm? Can you~~~?