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|| Republic Commando: Hard Contact || 2004 || Book series || Military, Sci-Fi || 18+ for violence and harrowing themes ||
soooooo how did you two met?
Etain: uhhhmmm... well...
Darman: The General mistook me for Ghez Hokan so she engaged in a fight with me. Her battlerage didn't let my diplomatic methods go through her, such as convincing her I'm not the enemy, so I had to resolve pushing her head into the river to cool her down.
Etain: [wants to die] I lost my lightsaber.
Darman: And you still fought like there is no tomorrow. That is commendable.
Etain: What is commendable about kicking you in the groin and breaking my own kneecap?
Darman: You went for the sensitive parts. The theory is good, the implementation needs more practice.
Etain:this fucking guy
soooooo how did you two met?
Etain: uhhhmmm... well...
Darman: The General mistook me for Ghez Hokan so she engaged in a fight with me. Her battlerage didn't let my diplomatic methods go through her, such as convincing her I'm not the enemy, so I had to resolve pushing her head into the river to cool her down.
Etain: [wants to die] I lost my lightsaber.
Darman: And you still fought like there is no tomorrow. That is commendable.
Etain: What is commendable about kicking you in the groin and breaking my own kneecap?
Darman: You went for the sensitive parts. The theory is good, the implementation needs more practice.
Etain:
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Date: 2026-04-03 10:12 pm (UTC)From:THESE TWO IDIOTS I CAN'T!!!!!
<3 You have to draw this now in a mini-comic <3